Garfield on Oil Shortage

     I received this in an email from my Mom and Dad.

    GARFIELD ON OIL SHORTAGE 


    A  lot of  folks can't understand how we came
     to have an oil shortage here in our country.
    ~~~
    Well,  there's a very simple  answer.
     

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    Nobody   bothered to check the oil.
      
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    We  just  didn't know we were getting low.
      
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    The  reason  for that is purely geographical.
      
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    Our  OIL is  located in:
      
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    ALASKA
    ~~~
    California
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    Coastal   Florida
    ~~~
    Coastal   Louisiana
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    North   Dakota
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    Wyoming
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    Colorado
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    Kansas
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    Oklahoma
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    Pennsylvania
    And
    Texas
    ~~~

    Our dipsticks are located in DC..............   


    Any questions? NO? Didn't think So.
     
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