A lot of folks can't understand how we cameto have an oil shortage here in our country.
~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in: ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ North Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania And Texas ~~~ Our dipsticks are located in DC.............. Any questions? NO? Didn't think So.